Thursday, May 23, 2013

Bulawayo Woman's Pussy Vanished After Having Sex With Married Man

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A 29-year-old Bulawayo woman from Matshobana suburb got the shock of her life when she woke up in the morning and realized that her "D'koko socket" were missing, it is alleged.

Chipo Sibanda reportedly learnt the hard way in the early hours of the day when she visited the restroom and was unable to micturate upon discovering that her vagina had mysteriously sealed. The woman was said to have nearly collapsed when she noticed that her 'weapon of mass destruction' had mysteriously sealed.
However, reports had it that Chipo was well noted for her sexual promiscuity with married men  - a claim which was confirmed by the alleged hubby-snatcher. It is reported that Chipo approached one of the women whose husband had allegedly 'Strayed' to Chipo's Honey Jar'.

A source who stays in Bulawayo's Matshobana suburb where there incident reportedly took place, said a woman popularly known as Mai Tawanda had previously warned Chipo to stay away from her husband. The source said after the spine-chilling incident, the "vaginaless" woman approached Mai Tawanda and begged for forgiveness.

"She didn't have a choice in this case but to approach Mai Tawanda and apologize. No one remains calm upon realizing that her sexual organ is missing. If she had not approached Mai Tawanda we could be talking about something else," said a source close to Chipo.

It is reported that Mai Tawanda first thrashed Chipo but much to the surprise of everyone, the bashed woman did not cry. The alleged husband-snatcher was saved by Mai Tawanda's sister who had been summoned to hear the confession.

"She was set free 3 hours after the beating. She made a promise to Mai Tawanda that she would never see her husband or even come near him never gain. That is when she was told to go to the toilet and check if her organ was back," she said.

After several attempts to get hold of Chipo, our news crew eventually managed to hook up with the woman who openly revealed that she had learnt a big lesson.

"My apologies to all the women I have wronged. It wasn't my intention to break their marriages. It (the disappearance of her organ) was so scary and the thought that I couldn't pee was frightening. I could feel that my bladder was full but I couldn't do anything," she said.

1 comment:

  1. Story. women don't pee through the same hole...

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