Naija Mythological Thoughts

Nah Only For Naija This Kind Totz Dey Very Evident.. Say: 

* Every Shoe Shiner And Gatemen Nah Aboki

* Every Fat Belle Nah Beer

* Every Toothpaste na Maclean

* Punctuality Nah SERIOUSNESS, While Person Wey PASS Nah Him Sabi Book

* Every Cat Dey Demonic

* Every Fine boy Nah Casanova/Player

* Every light skinned girl na Mammy water

* Any Guy wey spend for Girl na Maga

* Every Sundays Nah Soh Soh Rice

* Every Xmas = New Wardrobe

* All Northerners are Muslims

* All Calabar ladies are good In Bedmatics

* Every Road Side Buffet Na Mama Iyabo

* Every House Girl Nah Ekaette

* Any Young Guy With Laptop Nah YAHOO YAHOO.

* Rich Hausa Men Nah Alhaji while The Poor ones Nah Aboki.

* Any Politician Without House Nah MUMU While The One With Skycraper Nah THIEF 

* The Guy MUST ALWAYS Foot The Bills When Out On A Date

* A Guy Must Hustle To Ask A Lady Out

* The Older Child Must Marry First

* True Believer Must Shout Holy Ghost Fire When e Mess (Fart)

* Travelling Abroad Nah Auto Ticket To Riches

* Every Noodles Na Indomie

* Every Detergent Nah Omo

* Every Soup flavor cube na Maggi

* If U Drive A Car; U Don Get Moni

* If U Call A Girl: U Are Interested In Her

* Igbo Girl = Money 

* Igbo Guyz = Crime

* Yoruba Girls Are Very Dirty

* Mixture Of Malt And Milk = Blood Tonic

* Alomo bitter/Agbo  = Sex Ginger

* Every Diaper = Na Pampers

* All Yorubas = Owanbe And Palm Oil

* Any Fat Person Wey Start To Lose Weight Done Cari Aids .......

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